Riddles from all around the world

Riddles from all around the World

What would you have if a young goat fell into a blender?
A mixed-up kid.

When are people like eyeglasses?
When they make spectacles of themselves.

When do monster mothers receive gifts?
On Mummy's Day.

When do you get that run-down feeling?
When a car hits you.

When does a river flood?
When it gets too big for its bridges (britches).

Where do flowers come from?
The stalk (stork) brings them.

Where do good pigs go when they die?
To a sty in the sky.

Where does a liar sleep?
In a bunk bed.

Where does afternoon always come before morning?
In the dictionary.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head.

Riddles from all around the World

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