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What did the little kid answer when the teacher said, "Order, children, order!"?
"I'll have a hamburger with ketchup."
What did the little kid do with the dead battery?
He buried it.
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
An extra muffler.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"I've become attached to you."
What dish is out of this world?
A flying saucer.
What do people do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
What do you call a person who looks over your shoulder while you are eating at the lunch counter?
A counterspy.
What do you call an ocean plantation?
A pharmacy (farm-asea).
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait till he ripens.
What do you get if you cross a jumbo jet and a kangaroo?
A plane that makes short hops.
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