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from all around the World |  | |
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What
did the little kid answer when the teacher said, "Order,
children, order!"?
"I'll have a hamburger with ketchup." |
What
did the little kid do with the dead battery?
He buried it. |
What
did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
An extra muffler. |
What
did the stamp say to the envelope?
"I've become attached to you." |
What
dish is out of this world?
A flying saucer. |
What
do people do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day. |
What
do you call a person who looks over your shoulder while you
are eating at the lunch counter?
A counterspy. |
What
do you call an ocean plantation?
A pharmacy (farm-asea). |
What
do you do with a green monster?
Wait till he ripens. |
What
do you get if you cross a jumbo jet and a kangaroo?
A plane that makes short hops. |
| Riddles
from all around the World | | |
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