Riddles from all around the world

Riddles from all around the World

What occurs once in every minute twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M.

What person watches the stars?
A movie fan.

What should you do with old fingernails?
File them.

What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck.

What time is it when a knight looks at his belly button?
It is the middle of the night (knight).

What travels around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp.

What trees do fortune tellers look at?
Palms.

What weighs a thousand pounds, has four legs, flies, and is yellow?
Two five-hundred pound canaries.

What would you get if you crossed a pigeon, a frog, and a prehistoric monster?
A pigeon-toed (toad) dinosaur.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk and an eagle?
An animal that stunk to high heaven.

Riddles from all around the World

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