 | Riddles
from all around the World |  | |
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What
did one IBM card say to the other?
"I'm holier than you." |
What
did people say when the man got out of his rocking chair after
20 years?
"He must be off his rocker." |
What
did the balloon say to the pin?
"Hi ya, Buster!" |
What
did the boy accordion say to the girl accordion?
"Every time I squeeze you I hear music." |
What
did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
"I like your blood type." |
What
did the envelope say to the stamp?
"Stick with me and we'll go places." |
What
did the explorer say when he saw the Pacific Ocean for the first
time?
"Long time no see (sea)." |
What
did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
"Holy smoke!" |
What
did the girl battery say to the boy battery?
"I get a big charge out of You." |
What
did the girl volcano say to the boy volcano?
"Do you lava (love) me like I lava you?" |
| Riddles
from all around the World | | |
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