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from all around the World |  | |
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What
is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
The whole world. |
What
is the end of everything?
The letter G. |
What
is yellow and swims underwater?
A yellow submarine. |
What
is yellow, soft, and goes round and round?
A long-playing omelette. |
What
kind of cats live in churches?
Holy cats! |
What
kind of clock is crazy?
A cuckoo clock. |
What
kind of clothes did Cinderella wear?
Wish and wear clothes. |
What
kind of insects live on the moon?
Lunatics (lunar ticks). |
What
kind of jokes did Einstein make?
Wisecracks. |
What
kind of salads do hippies like?
Tossed salads because they are all shook up. |
| Riddles
from all around the World | | |
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