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What do you get when you cross a lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but if it wants a cracker, you'd better give it one.
What do you have if you cross a witch and a millionaire?
A witch (rich) person.
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off:
What goes on in a planetarium?
An all-star show.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What happened to Humpty Dumpty after he had a great fall?
He was made into an egg salad sandwich for all the king's men.
What happens to an author after he dies?
He becomes a ghost writer.
What has four eyes but can't see?
The Mississippi.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams.
What is a locomotive?
A crazy reason for doing something.
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