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from all around the World |  | |
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What
do you get when you cross a lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but if it wants a cracker, you'd better give it
one. |
What
do you have if you cross a witch and a millionaire?
A witch (rich) person. |
What
does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off: |
What
goes on in a planetarium?
An all-star show. |
What
goes up and never comes down?
Your age. |
What
happened to Humpty Dumpty after he had a great fall?
He was made into an egg salad sandwich for all the king's men. |
What
happens to an author after he dies?
He becomes a ghost writer. |
What
has four eyes but can't see?
The Mississippi. |
What
holds the moon up?
Moonbeams. |
What
is a locomotive?
A crazy reason for doing something. |
| Riddles
from all around the World | | |
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