Riddles from all around the world

Riddles from all around the World

What do you get when you cross a lion and a parrot?
I don't know, but if it wants a cracker, you'd better give it one.

What do you have if you cross a witch and a millionaire?
A witch (rich) person.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off:

What goes on in a planetarium?
An all-star show.

What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.

What happened to Humpty Dumpty after he had a great fall?
He was made into an egg salad sandwich for all the king's men.

What happens to an author after he dies?
He becomes a ghost writer.

What has four eyes but can't see?
The Mississippi.

What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams.

What is a locomotive?
A crazy reason for doing something.

Riddles from all around the World

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