Riddles from all around the world

Riddles from all around the World

If you cross a dog and a cat, what do you get?
An animal that chases itself.

If you cross a lion and a monkey, what do you have?
A swinging lion.

In what school do you have to drop out in order to graduate?
Parachute school.

Is a unicorn male or female?
Female. The unicorn is a myth (Miss).

Is Ghostland a state?
No, it's a terror-tory (territory).

One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?
A quarter to three.

What are the six main seasons?
Summer, fall, winter, spring, salt and pepper.

What colours would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue (blew).

What did one angel say to the other angel?
"Halo. "

What did one angel say to the other?
"What's harpening (happening) ?"

Riddles from all around the World

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