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Why did the chicken cross the road twice? Because she was a double-crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? With traffic the way it is today, probably to commit suicide.

Why did the chicken go just halfway across the road? She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

Why did the girl stand on a ladder when she learned how to sing? Because she wanted to reach the high notes.

Why did the hippie like to stand in front of the electric fan? It blew his mind.

Why did the horses go on strike? To get more horsepower.

Why did the invisible man go crazy? Out of sight, out of mind.

Why did the kid cut a hole in the top of his umbrella? So he could see when it stopped raining.

Why did the mad chef throw the chicken off the balcony? Because he wanted to make egg drop soup.

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