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from all around the World |  | |
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Are
you crazy if you talk to yourself?
Not unless you answer. |
At what
time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve. |
How
can you get a cow into a frying pan?
Use shortening. |
How
can you make varnish disappear?
Take out the R. |
How
do Iranians speak on the telephone?
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person). |
How
do you make an elephant float?
Take two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and add one elephant. |
How
far can you go into a forest?
Only halfway-after that you would be coming out. |
How
many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
One, if it were long enough. |
If a
millionaire sits on his gold, who sits on silver?
The Lone Ranger. |
If you
cross a camera and a mirror, what do you get?
A camera that takes pictures of itself. |
| Riddles
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