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Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!

Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why did the Ape walk around the ladder? It wanted to get into high society!

Why did the Ape wear red suspenders? The blue ones broke!

Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!

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