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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !

Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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