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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

Why do babies like cobras ? Because they come with their own rattle !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

What do snakeswrite at the bottom of their letters ? With Love and Hisses !

How can you tell if a snake is a baby ? It has a rattle !

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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