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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !

What's a snakes second favourite dance ? The mamba !

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !

Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !

What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !

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