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Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !

What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !

What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !

What did the python say to the viper ? I've got a crush on you !

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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