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What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ? Wait till he's finished !

What does a black mamba do in the toilet ? Tries to wash his hands !

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !

Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !

Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

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