What do you feed a 600
pound Gorilla?
Anything it wants!
What does a dog bark
to indicate that there is an Ape approaching?
G-r-r-illa!
What does a Gorilla
attorney study?
The Law of the jungle!
What does a Gorilla
learn first in school?
The Apey-cees!
What excuse does an
Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
What gives a gorilla
good taste?
Four years in an Ivy League school!
What hairy creature
is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to
leap tall buildings in a single bound?
Cheetah - after Tarzan lets go one of those stupid blood-curdling yells!
What happened when the
Ape won the door prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
What happened when the
Gorilla walked into a revolving door?
He spend two weeks running around in circles because he couldn't find the door
knob!
What happens at any
lodge meeting of the loyal order of primates?
They act like a bunch of wild animals!
