How does a Gorilla become
another animal?
When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes
to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
If a cow eats in a calf-ateria,
where does an ape eat?
Anywhere it pleases!
If Dr Zaius married
Zera in 'Planet of the Apes,' what would their baby's first words be?
Ga, ga!
If George Raft's wife
gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
If you put 30 female
Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
If you throw a great
Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
In which book can you
find Mighty Joe Young's life history?
Who's Zoo!
IQ TEST: The veterinarian
was six feet tall and wore a size 11 shoe. What did he weigh?
ANSWER: Whether to step into the gorilla cage!
What did Dr.Sigmund
Freud contribute to the world of the primate?
Ape-lied psychology.
What did former Tarzans
Lex Barker, Johnny Weissmuller and Buster Crabbe say about their film careers?
It was reel fun
