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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
As little as possible, dummy!
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?
Paul, stop monkeying around!
What did the Gorilla call his first wife?
His prime-mate!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'?
He cleaned it!
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
Ape Suzettes!
What do you do to find your lost pet Gorilla?
Hide in a tree and make a noise like a banana!
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