Do you know a favourite
expression used by the Gorillas?
Apesy daisy!
Gorilla: I'm feeling
terrible, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a Great Dane.
Doctor: As your psychiatrist, I can tell you it's better if you go bananas. But
how long have you been feeling this way? Gorilla: Since I was a puppy!
How come the giant Ape
climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
How did a Gorilla come
to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'
How did Bushman want
to celebrate New Year's Eve?
By painting the town dead!
How did Gertie Gorilla
make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
How did Gertie Gorilla
win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show!
How did the dog warn
its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
How did the obscene
telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
