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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-2 !
U-2 who ?
U-2 can buy a brand-new car for only $199 a month ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-4 !
U-4 who ?
U-4 me and me for you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-8 !
U-8 who ?
U-8 my lunch ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
U-boat !
U-boat who
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U-boat can play with me today ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
UB40 !
UB40 who ?
UB40 today, happy birthday
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
UCI !
UCI who ?
UCI had to ring because you didn't answer when I knocked ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Udder !
Udder who ?
Udder madness to keep reading all these jokes ! |
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Who's there ?
Uganda !
Uganda who
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Uganda get away with this !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Una !
Una who ?
No. I don't - tell me ! |
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Who's there ?
Underwear !
Underwear who
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Underwear by mum is tonight ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Unite !
Unite who ?
Unite a person, you call him Sir ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uphill !
Uphill who
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Uphill will take your headache away ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Urchin !
Urchin who
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Urchin is pointed ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uriah !
Uriah who ?
Keep Uriah on the ball ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Urinal !
Urinal who
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Urinal lot of trouble ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uruguay !
Uruguay who
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You go Uruguay and I'll go mine ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Usher !
Usher who ?
Usher wish you would let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Uta !
Uta who ?
Uta sight, uta mind ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utah !
Utah who ?
Utah sthe road and I'll mend the fence ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utah !
Utah who ?
Utah sight, utah mind ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utah !
Utah who ?
Utah told me to knock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Utica !
Utica who ?
Utica the high road and I'll take the low road ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Uva !
Uva who ?
Uva vacuum ! |
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