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Knock
Knock Jokes "F" |  | |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
F-2 !
F-2 who ?
F-2 go to the bathroom
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fajita !
Fajita who ?
Fajita another thing
I'm going to be sick !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Falafel !
Falafel who ?
Falafel off my bike
and cut my knee !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for letting me
in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fang !
Fang who ?
Fangs for the memory
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body calls, I'm
out !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body gonna open
this door then ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny Girl !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny the way you keep
saying " Who's there ?" everytime I knock !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fanny !
Fanny who ?
Fanny body home !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fanta !
Fanta who ?
Fanta Claus !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fantasy !
Fantasy who ?
Fantasy a walk in the
park !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Farley !
Farley who ?
Farley the leader !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer people here than
there were last year !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Farmer !
Farmer who ?
Farmer birthday I'm
going to have a new bike !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Farrah !
Farrah who ?
Farrah 'nough !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fascist !
Fascist who ?
Fascist you can go !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fasten !
Fasten who ?
Fasten the fire !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fatso !
Fatso who ?
Fatso funny about these
knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fatso !
Fatso who ?
Fatso the matter with
you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fax !
Fax who ?
Fax you very much !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye all laughed !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Faye Kearings !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Faye !
Faye who ?
Fayed Love !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Felicity !
Felicity who ?
Felicity getting more
polluted every day !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Felipe !
Felipe who ?
Felipe bath, I need
a wash !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix Ited, about meeting
you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix-cited all over
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix his bottom again
I'll scream !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Felix !
Felix who ?
Felix my ice cream,
I'll lick his !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ferdie !
Ferdie who ?
Ferdie last time open
this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ferdinand !
Ferdinand who ?
Ferdinand beats two
in the bush !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fergie !
Fergie who ?
Fergie-dness sake let
me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ferrer !
Ferrer who ?
Ferrer'vrything there
is a season !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ferris !
Ferris who ?
Ferris fair, you win
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Few !
Few who ?
Few, what is that smell
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fez !
Fez who ?
Fez me, that's who !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle make you happy
I'll tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiddle !
Fiddle ?
Fiddle-dee-dee !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks out of
the bottom of the bed if you're too tall !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll
stick) out if the blanket is too short !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fido !
Fido who?
Fido known you were
coming I'd have left the door open!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fifi !
Fifi who?
Fifi-ling cold, let
me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's
broken !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fido !
Fido who ?
Fido I have to wait
here ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something
better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona had something
better to do do you think I'd hang around here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona of the house,
I've come for the rent !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fiona !
Fiona who ?
Fiona lookout for Mum
& Dad
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fish !
Fish who ?
Fish-us temper you've
got, calm down !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fish !
Fish who ?
Bless you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fission !
Fission who ?
Fission a bowl are safe
fron the cat !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fitzwilliam !
Fitzwilliam who ?
Fitzwilliam better than
it fits me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Five !
Five who ?
Five and drums
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fizzle !
Fizzle who ?
Fizzle make you burp!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea's a jolly good
fellow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea forty five in a
minute !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flea !
Flea who ?
Flea blind mice !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fletcher !
Fletcher who ?
Fletcher self go !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fleur !
Fleur who ?
Fleur-ide toothpaste
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flo !
Flo who ?
Flo your candles out
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flora !
Flora who ?
Flora-t the top of the
tower !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida room is sticky
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Florida !
Florida who ?
Florida bathroom is
wet !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flossie !
Flossie who ?
Flossie your teeth everyday
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flounder !
Flounder who ?
Flounder key on the
drive, here you go !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Flute !
Flute who ?
Flute in the cellar,
everything is soaked !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fly !
Fly who ?
Fly away soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fodder !
Fodder who ?
Fodder and mother are
taking me on holiday !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Foot !
Foot who ?
Foot two pence I'd go
away now !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda my family !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fonda !
Fonda who ?
Fonda you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Forbes !
Forbes who ?
Forbes of Evil !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ford !
Ford who ?
Ford he's a jolly good
fellow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fork !
Fork who ?
Fork-et him !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Formosa !
Formosa who ?
Formosa the summer I
was away on my holiday !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Forster !
Forster who ?
Forstern issue !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fossil !
Fossil who ?
Fossil last time, open
this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Foster !
Foster who ?
Foster than a speeding
bullet !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Four !
Four who ?
Four he's a jolly good
fellow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fox !
Fox who ?
Fox you very much !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fozzie !
Fozzie who ?
Fozzie hundredth time,
my name is Nathan !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Fran the horse's mouth
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fran !
Fran who ?
Frandship !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
France !
France who ?
France of the family
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frances !
Frances who ?
Frances hello !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Francie !
Francie who ?
Francie that !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis next to Germany
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis where people
speak French !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Francis !
Francis who ?
Francis on the other
side of the Channel !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Francoise !
Francoise who ?
Francoise once a great
empire !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankly my dear, I don't
give a damn !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Frankenstien !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frank !
Frank who ?
Franks and beans !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frankie !
Frankie who ?
Frankie my dear, I don't
give a dam !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Franz !
Franz who ?
Franz, Romans, Countryman...
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I can't come out
tonight !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I'm going to have
to leave now !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred I've got some bad
news !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fred !
Fred who ?
Fred Badge of Courage
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Freda !
Freda who ?
Freda make these jokes
all day !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frederick !
Frederick who ?
Frederick Express !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Freddie !
Freddie who ?
Freddie cat, why don't
you just open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Freddie !
Freddie who ?
Freddie or not here
I come !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Freddie and Abel !
Freddie and Abel who?
Freddie and Abel to
do business !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fredo !
Fredo and Abel who?
Fredo the dark, turn
on the light !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fred N Green !
Fred N Green who?
Fred N Green are my
favourite colours !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Freighter !
Freighter who ?
Freighter open the door
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Friends !
Friends who ?
Friends-ied attack !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fresno !
Fresno who ?
Rudolf the Fresno reindeer...
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fricka !
Fricka who ?
Frickassee !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Frida !
Frida who ?
Frida be !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of all evil !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fruit !
Fruit who ?
Fruit of the loom !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fudge !
Fudge who ?
Fudge up - there's no
room !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Furlong !
Furlong who ?
Furlong time I've wanted
to come along and say hello !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Furlow !
Furlow who ?
Furlow the leader !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Furry !
Furry who ?
Furry's a jolly good
fellow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fuschia !
Fuschia who ?
Fuschia ever call me,
I'm going to be out !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Fuzzy !
Fuzzy who ?
Fuzzy sake of old times,
open the door !
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Knock
Knock Jokes "F" | | |
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