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Knock Knock Who's there ! F-2 ! F-2 who ? F-2 go to the bathroom !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fajita ! Fajita who ? Fajita another thing I'm going to be sick !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Falafel ! Falafel who ? Falafel off my bike and cut my knee !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fang ! Fang who ? Fangs for letting me in !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fang ! Fang who ? Fangs for the memory !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fanny ! Fanny who ? Fanny body calls, I'm out !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fanny ! Fanny who ? Fanny body gonna open this door then ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fanny ! Fanny who ? Fanny Girl !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fanny ! Fanny who ? Fanny the way you keep saying " Who's there ?" everytime I knock !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fanny ! Fanny who ? Fanny body home !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fanta ! Fanta who ? Fanta Claus !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fantasy ! Fantasy who ? Fantasy a walk in the park !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Farley ! Farley who ? Farley the leader !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Farmer ! Farmer who ? Farmer people here than there were last year !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Farmer ! Farmer who ? Farmer birthday I'm going to have a new bike !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Farrah ! Farrah who ? Farrah 'nough !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fascist ! Fascist who ? Fascist you can go !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fasten ! Fasten who ? Fasten the fire !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fatso ! Fatso who ? Fatso funny about these knock knock jokes !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fatso ! Fatso who ? Fatso the matter with you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fax ! Fax who ? Fax you very much !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Faye ! Faye who ? Faye all laughed !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Faye ! Faye who ? Faye Kearings !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Faye ! Faye who ? Fayed Love !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Felicity ! Felicity who ? Felicity getting more polluted every day !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Felipe ! Felipe who ? Felipe bath, I need a wash !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Felix ! Felix who ? Felix Ited, about meeting you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Felix ! Felix who ? Felix-cited all over !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Felix ! Felix who ? Felix his bottom again I'll scream !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Felix ! Felix who ? Felix my ice cream, I'll lick his !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ferdie ! Ferdie who ? Ferdie last time open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ferdinand ! Ferdinand who ? Ferdinand beats two in the bush !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fergie ! Fergie who ? Fergie-dness sake let me in !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ferrer ! Ferrer who ? Ferrer'vrything there is a season !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ferris ! Ferris who ? Ferris fair, you win !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Few ! Few who ? Few, what is that smell !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fez ! Fez who ? Fez me, that's who !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiddle ! Fiddle ? Fiddle make you happy I'll tell you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiddle ! Fiddle ? Fiddle-dee-dee !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiddlesticks ! Fiddlesticks ? Fiddlesticks out of the bottom of the bed if you're too tall !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiddlesticks ! Fiddlesticks ? Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fido ! Fido who? Fido known you were coming I'd have left the door open!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fifi ! Fifi who? Fifi-ling cold, let me in !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Figs ! Figs who ? Figs the doorbell, it's broken !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fletcher ! Fletcher who ? Fletcher self go !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fido ! Fido who ? Fido I have to wait here ?

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiona ! Fiona who ? Fiona had something better to do do you think we'd be knocking on this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiona ! Fiona who ? Fiona had something better to do do you think I'd hang around here !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiona ! Fiona who ? Fiona of the house, I've come for the rent !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fiona ! Fiona who ? Fiona lookout for Mum & Dad

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fish ! Fish who ? Fish-us temper you've got, calm down !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fish ! Fish who ? Bless you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fission ! Fission who ? Fission a bowl are safe fron the cat !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fitzwilliam ! Fitzwilliam who ? Fitzwilliam better than it fits me !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Five ! Five who ? Five and drums

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fizzle ! Fizzle who ? Fizzle make you burp!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flea ! Flea who ? Flea's a jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flea ! Flea who ? Flea forty five in a minute !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flea ! Flea who ? Flea blind mice !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fletcher ! Fletcher who ? Fletcher self go !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fleur ! Fleur who ? Fleur-ide toothpaste !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flo ! Flo who ? Flo your candles out !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flora ! Flora who ? Flora-t the top of the tower !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Florida ! Florida who ? Florida room is sticky !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Florida ! Florida who ? Florida bathroom is wet !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flossie ! Flossie who ? Flossie your teeth everyday !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flounder ! Flounder who ? Flounder key on the drive, here you go !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Flute ! Flute who ? Flute in the cellar, everything is soaked !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fly ! Fly who ? Fly away soon !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fodder ! Fodder who ? Fodder and mother are taking me on holiday !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Foot ! Foot who ? Foot two pence I'd go away now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fonda ! Fonda who ? Fonda my family !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fonda ! Fonda who ? Fonda you !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Forbes ! Forbes who ? Forbes of Evil !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Ford ! Ford who ? Ford he's a jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fork ! Fork who ? Fork-et him !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Formosa ! Formosa who ? Formosa the summer I was away on my holiday !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Forster ! Forster who ? Forstern issue !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fossil ! Fossil who ? Fossil last time, open this door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Foster ! Foster who ? Foster than a speeding bullet !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Four ! Four who ? Four he's a jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Four Eggs! Four Eggs who ? Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fox ! Fox who ? Fox you very much !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fozzie ! Fozzie who ? Fozzie hundredth time, my name is Nathan !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fran ! Fran who ? Fran the horse's mouth !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fran ! Fran who ? Frandship !

Knock Knock Who's there ! France ! France who ? France of the family !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frances ! Frances who ? Frances hello !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Francie ! Francie who ? Francie that !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Francis ! Francis who ? Francis next to Germany !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Francis ! Francis who ? Francis where people speak French !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Francis ! Francis who ? Francis on the other side of the Channel !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Francoise ! Francoise who ? Francoise once a great empire !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frank ! Frank who ? Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frank ! Frank who ? Frankenstien !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frank ! Frank who ? Franks and beans !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frankie ! Frankie who ? Frankie my dear, I don't give a dam !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Franz ! Franz who ? Franz, Romans, Countryman... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fred ! Fred who ? Fred I can't come out tonight !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fred ! Fred who ? Fred I'm going to have to leave now !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fred ! Fred who ? Fred I've got some bad news !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fred ! Fred who ? Fred Badge of Courage !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Freda ! Freda who ? Freda make these jokes all day !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frederick ! Frederick who ? Frederick Express !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Freddie ! Freddie who ? Freddie cat, why don't you just open the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Freddie ! Freddie who ? Freddie or not here I come !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Freddie and Abel ! Freddie and Abel who? Freddie and Abel to do business !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fredo ! Fredo and Abel who? Fredo the dark, turn on the light !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fred N Green ! Fred N Green who? Fred N Green are my favourite colours !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Freighter ! Freighter who ? Freighter open the door !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Friends ! Friends who ? Friends-ied attack !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fresno ! Fresno who ? Rudolf the Fresno reindeer... !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fricka ! Fricka who ? Frickassee !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Frida ! Frida who ? Frida be !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fruit ! Fruit who ? Fruit of all evil !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fruit ! Fruit who ? Fruit of the loom !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fudge ! Fudge who ? Fudge up - there's no room !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Furlong ! Furlong who ? Furlong time I've wanted to come along and say hello !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Furlow ! Furlow who ? Furlow the leader !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Furry ! Furry who ? Furry's a jolly good fellow !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fuschia ! Fuschia who ? Fuschia ever call me, I'm going to be out !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Fuzzy ! Fuzzy who ? Fuzzy sake of old times, open the door !

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