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Knock
Knock Jokes "A" |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles
for one of your smiles ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of
caution! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick
march! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the
nose ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened
this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha,
ha!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada lot for breakfast! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me
the total ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam will burst any
minute now! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after
you cut the pack ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and
we'll play snap ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the
letter ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy
cat !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet
now, quick open the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake
coming here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole village cos I'm a monster! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al be seeing you! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're
not nice to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if
you open this door !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants
a word with you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska one more time! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the
question then ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen
if you need me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know
who this is ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in
a minute ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't
like tea ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin'
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't
catch me! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if
you sew ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali wanna di is have some fun ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison Wonderland! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alligator !
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you
dear ?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock
jokes can you take !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Almany times do I have
to knock!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell
you !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the
law !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you
pack the suitcase !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea in court! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition
- just vait and see! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time,
how about you ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amaso !
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop.
What's your father do ?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last
week - did you get it ? !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin man!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking
locks ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little
sparrow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia gonna tell you
once ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little boy who
can't reach the doorbell
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia poor boy, nobody
loves me! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amory !
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and
a Happy New Year !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito bit me !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum
jam, but made from hamsters !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all
these knock knock jokes !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amosquito just bit me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more
you want ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam hungry I could eat a horse ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy for the top! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like
this and I'm off !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anais !
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a
pain in the neck !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter
came too !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money
out of the bank ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all over the
wall, and boy is she in big trouble ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture of
Allison that hurt her feelings ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets
to have, door knockers !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy bit me again !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy mosquito bit me
again !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anita !
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need
a hole in the head !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anita Loos !
Anita Loos who ?
Anita Loos about 10
pounds ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anka !
Anka who ?
Anka the ship !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ankansas !
Ankansas who ?
Ankansas though any
piece of wood !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ankara !
Ankara who ?
Ankara went off the
cliff !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Ann Tartic !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ann !
Ann who ?
Anndromeda Strain !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather brick in the
wall ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna Nother thing, how
many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it ?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna one, anna two...
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna-tomical !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Annather mosquito!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anna !
Anna who ?
Anna going to tell you
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Annabel !
Annabel who ?
Annabel would be useful
on this door !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anne !
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell
on my head ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anne Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that
and you're off this bus !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Annetta !
Annetta who ?
Annetta wisecrack and
you're out of here !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Annette !
Annette who ?
Annette curtain looks
good in the window ! |
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie-versary ! |
|
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Annie!
Annie who ?
Annie one you like !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Answer !
Answer who ?
Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anthea !
Anthea who ?
Anthea get home by 8
O'clock, or else !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anthem !
Anthem who ?
You Anthem devil you
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anthony !
Anthony who !
Anthony you want ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anya !
Anya who ?
Anya best behavior ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple the door myself!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Apple !
Apple who ?
Apple your hair if you
don't let me in !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
April !
April who ?
April might make you
feel better ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aramis !
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arbus !
Arbus who ?
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes
?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
Sounds like you got
the flu !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arch !
Arch who ?
You catching a cold
?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aretha !
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arfur !
Arfur who ?
Arfur got !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach
for my holidays !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Argo !
Argo who ?
Argo down the shops
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Arin't you glad you
use Dial !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ari !
Ari who ?
Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aries !
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I
talk this way !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arizona !
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one
of us in this town !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out
of here !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Armenia !
Armenia who ?
Armenia every word I
say !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Army Ant !
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for
tea then ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arnie !
Arnie who !
Arnie having fun ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours
is a friend of mine ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arnold !
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend you haven't
seen for years !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arson !
Arson who !
Arson McCullers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers,
haven't I ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-tis, it's very
painful ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur-mometer is good
for measuring the temperature ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any cats in your
house ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Arthur !
Arthur who !
Arthur any more biscuits
in the tin ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Artichoke !
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed
his yo-yo ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Asa !
Asa who !
Asa-int amongst men
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ashley !
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia mum in?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia you going to let
me in then !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Asia !
Asia who ?
Asia matter of fact
I can't remember !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Asta !
Asta who ?
Asta the ball is over
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Astor !
Astor who ?
Astor the ball is over
!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Astronaut !
Astronaut ?
Astronaut here, I'll
come back later !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Atch !
Atch who ?
I'm sorry I didn't know
you had a cold ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing
on your roof !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Athena !
Athena who ?
Athena flying saucer
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Athens !
Athens who ?
Athens I love you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Athol !
Athol who ?
Athol'd my bike, thou
I had to walk ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Athos !
Athos who ?
Athos it makes a difference
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Atlas !
Atlas ?
Atlas it's the weekend
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache is hard
to stomach!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Atomic !
Atomic who ?
Atomic ache!
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Attila !
Attila who ?
Attila you no lies ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Audacity !
Audacity who ?
Audacity way to be ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Audrey !
Audrey who ?
Audrey be doing this ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta wind will blow
the witch away! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Augusta !
Augusta who ?
Augusta go home now
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Misbehavin ?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou tired of knocking
on this door ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aunt Lou !
Aunt Lou who ?
Aunt Lou do you think
you are !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Auntie !
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me
again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aura !
Aura who ?
Aura Lee....! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aurora !
Aurora who ?
Aurora's just come from
a big tiger ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Austen !
Austen who ?
Austen-tentatiously
well off ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Austin !
Austin who ?
Austin corrected ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Auto !
Auto who ?
Auto know, but I've
forgotten ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Autumn !
Autumn who ?
Autumnastic ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ava !
Ava who ?
Ava good mind to go
away now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue learned my name
yet?
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avenue !
Avenue who ?
Avenue head the good
news !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avery !
Avery who ?
Avery time I come to
your house we go through this !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avis !
Avis who ?
Avis-ibly impared person
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avocado !
Avocado who ?
Avocado a cold !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon who to come and
open zis door !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Avon !
Avon who ?
Avon to get in !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axel grease ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Axel !
Axel who ?
Axeldental Tourist !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Axl !
Axl who ?
Axl me nicely and I
might just tell you !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ayatollah !
Ayatollah who ?
Ayatollah you already
!
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