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Knock Jokes "A" |  | |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles
for one of your smiles !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of
caution!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick
march!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the
nose !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened
this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha,
ha!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada lot for breakfast!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me
the total !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam will burst any
minute now!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here
?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after
you cut the pack !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and
we'll play snap !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the
letter !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy
cat !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet
now, quick open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake
coming here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole village cos I'm a monster!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al be seeing you!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're
not nice to me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if
you open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants
a word with you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska one more time!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the
question then !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen
if you need me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know
who this is !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in
a minute !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't
like tea !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin'
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't
catch me!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie you in my dreams !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?
Alfie terrible if you leave
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if
you sew !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali wanna di is have some fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison Wonderland!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alligator !
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you
dear ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock
jokes can you take !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Almany times do I have
to knock!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell
you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the
law !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you
pack the suitcase !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition
- just vait and see!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time,
how about you ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amaso !
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop.
What's your father do ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last
week - did you get it ? !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin man!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking
locks !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little
sparrow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia gonna tell you
once !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little boy who
can't reach the doorbell
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia poor boy, nobody
loves me!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amory !
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and
a Happy New Year !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito bit me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum
jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all
these knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amosquito just bit me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more
you want !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam hungry I could eat a horse !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy for the top!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like
this and I'm off !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anais !
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a
pain in the neck !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter
came too !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money
out of the bank !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all over the
wall, and boy is she in big trouble !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture of
Allison that hurt her feelings !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets
to have, door knockers !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy bit me again !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy mosquito bit me
again !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anita !
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need
a hole in the head !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Anita Loos !
Anita Loos who ?
Anita Loos about 10
pounds !
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