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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba'out turn !
Quick march!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abe !
Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abel !
Abel who ?
Abel seaman !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia when I get back !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abyssinia !
Abyssinia who ?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acidently on purpose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acid !
Acid who ?
Acid down and be quiet !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis !
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Actor !
Actor who ?
Actor you, my dear Alphonse !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acute !
Acute who ?
Acute little boy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
First Ada kit !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada lot for breakfast!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair !
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam up and tell me the total !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adam !
Adam who ?
Adam will burst any minute now!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder !
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adelia !
Adelia who ?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline !
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adlai !
Adlai who ?
Adlai a bet on that !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf !
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adore !
Adore who ?
Adore stands between us, open up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aesop !
Aesop who ?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agatha !
Agatha who ?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent !
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes !
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahab !
Ahab who ?
Ahab to go to the toilet now, quick open the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ahmed !
Ahmed who ?
Ahmedeus Motzart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida huge breakfast before going to school !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole village cos I'm a monster!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida whole box of chocolate and I feel really sick!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida !
Aida who ?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen !
Aileen who ?
Aileen Dover and fell down !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch !
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al lied !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al be seeing you!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al go home if you're not nice to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al !
Al who ?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aladdin !
Aladdin who ?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan a good cause !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alan !
Alan who ?
Alan't my lesson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my mummy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska one more time!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alaska !
Alaska who ?
Alaska my friend the question then !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba !
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee !
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albert !
Albert who !
Albert you don't know who this is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alberta !
Alberta who !
Alberta'll be over in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alceste !
Alceste who ?
Alceste to meet him later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alda !
Alda who ?
Alda time you knew who it was !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldo !
Aldo who ?
Aldo anywhere with you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who arn't interested - go home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aldous !
Aldous who ?
Aldous who want to leave the room, put your hand up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec my lolly !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta from the tax man !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aleta !
Aleta who ?
Aleta bit of lovin' !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex Plain later !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alex !
Alex who ?
Alex the questions round here !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexander !
Alexander who ?
Alexander friend are coming over !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alexia !
Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alf !
Alf who ?
Alf thumbs !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfalfa !
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?

Alfie you in my dreams !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Alfie !
Alfie who ?

Alfie terrible if you leave !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred of the dark !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alfred !
Alfred who !
Alfred the needle if you sew !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Algy !
Algy who !
Algy-bra !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali wanna di is have some fun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ali !
Ali who ?
Ali, Ali oxen free !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alice !
Alice who ?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows.... !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison to my radio in the mornings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison forgiven, please come home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison Wonderland!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alison !
Alison who ?
Alison it's dark outside !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alistair !
Alistair who ?
Alistairs in this house are broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alka !
Alka who !
Alka-phone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allegra !
Allegra who ?
Allegra is broken !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alli !
Alli who ?
Alligator, that's who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allied !
Allied who ?
Allied, so sue me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alligator !
Alligator who ?
Alligator for her birthday was a card !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Allocate !
Allocate who ?
Allocate, how are you dear ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-nack !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma candy's gone !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma-ny knock knock jokes can you take !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Almany times do I have to knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alma !
Alma who ?
Alma not going to tell you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Almond !
Almond who ?
Almond the side of the law !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca picnic lunch !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alpaca !
Alpaca who ?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea in court!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later this afternoon !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Althea !
Althea who ?
Althea later, alligator !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alvin !
Alvin who !
Alvin a great time, how about you ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amahl !
Amahl who ?
Amahl shook up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amana !
Amana who ?
Amana bad mood !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda-rin orange !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda the table!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amanda !
Amanda who ?
Amanda fix the television !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amaso !
Amaso who ?
Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amazon !
Amazon who ?
Amazon of a gun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-sting to come in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amber !
Amber who ?
Amber-ta than I was yesterday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amelia !
Amelia who ?
Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin man!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin !
Amin who ?
Amin thing to do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammon !
Ammon who ?
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia gonna tell you once !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorbell !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia poor boy, nobody loves me!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia !
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia little kid !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amory !
Amory who ?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amos-quito bit me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam tired of all these knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amos !
Amos who ?
Amosquito just bit me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amour !
Amour who?
Amour you eat, the more you want !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam !
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam hungry I could eat a horse !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy for the top!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy high !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amy !
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
An author !
An author who ?
An author joke like this and I'm off !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anais !
Anais who ?
Anais cup of tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all her money out of the bank !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew all over the wall, and boy is she in big trouble !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture of Allison that hurt her feelings !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andrew !
Andrew who ?
Andrew a picture !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy bit me again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy !
Andy who ?
Andy mosquito bit me again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anita !
Anita who ?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head !