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Knock
Knock Jokes "D" |  | |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
D-1 !
D-1 who ?
D-1 who knocked !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy that you are in, but I don't believe them !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daisy !
Daisy who ?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dakota !
Dakota who ?
Dakota is too long in
the arms !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dale !
Dale who ?
Dale come if you ask dem !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dali !
Dali who ?
Dali've me alone !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Danskins are not just for dancing !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan the torpedoes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan with faint praise !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dana !
Dana who ?
Dana talk with your mouth full !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dancer !
Dancer who ?
Dancer is simple, it's me!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle so loud, I heard you the first time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danielle !
Danielle who ?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danny !
Danny who ?
Dannybody home !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Danzig !
Danzig who ?
Danzig queen !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Darius !
Darius who ?
Darius a lot I have to tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Darren !
Darren who ?
Darren young man on the flying machine !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Darwin !
Darwin who ?
I'll be Darwin you open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daryl !
Daryl who ?
Daryl never be another you... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Data !
Data who ?
Data remember !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Datsun !
Datsun who ?
Datsun old joke !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Daughter !
Daughter who ?
Daughter be a law !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave-andalised our home
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dave !
Dave who ?
Dave for Night !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
David !
David who ?
David the doorbell,
so I had to knock !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn Juan !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dawn !
Dawn who ?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deanna !
Deanna who ?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deanne !
Deanne who ?
Deanne'swer my friend, is blowin' in the wind !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Debbie !
Debbie who ?
Debbie or not to be
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Debussy!
Debussy who ?
Debussy's never on time
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deceit !
Deceit who ?
Deceit of your trousers looks wet !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Deena !
Deena who ?
Deena hear me the first time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhi a joke ...!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delhi !
Delhi who ?
Delhicatessen !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Della !
Della who ?
Della-katessen !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delores !
Delores who ?
Delores is on the side of the good guys !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delphine !
Delphine who ?
Delphine fine, thanks !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Delta !
Delta who ?
Delta great hand of cards !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Demi Moore !
Demi Moore who ?
Demi Moore than you did last time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's in Egypt, but I'm here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denial !
Denial who ?
Denial's a river in Egypt !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro you get, the faster I run !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
De Niro !
De Niro who ?
De Niro I am to you, the more I like you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis must be the right house ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denis !
Denis who ?
Denis anyone ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dennis !
Dennis who ?
Dennis says I need to have a tooth out !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denise !
Denise who ?
Denise are above your ankles !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denmark !
Denmark who ?
Denmark your own territory !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Denver !
Denver who ?
Denver the good old
days !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Depp !
Depp who ?
Depp inside !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Derek !
Derek who ?
Derek of the Hesperus
is a famous poem by Longfellow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Des !
Des who ?
Des no bell, dat's why
I'm knocking !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Desi !
Desi who ?
Desi'gnated hitter !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Desiree !
Desiree who ?
Desiree a ray of sunshine
in my life... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Devlin !
Devlin who ?
Devlin a red dress !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dewey !
Dewey who ?
Dewey have to keep saying
all these jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
De Witt!
De Witt who ?
De Witt now or never
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Di !
Di who ?
Di Laffin !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana thirst, can I
have some water please ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diana !
Diana who ?
Diana Mals are restless,
open the cage !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diane !
Diane who ?
Diane to meet you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diaz !
Diaz who ?
Diaz of our lives !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dick !
Dick who ?
Dick potatoes out of
the ground !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dickon !
Dickon who ?
Dickon the right answer
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diegol !
Diego who ?
Diego before the B !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel make you feel
better !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on
the step I suppose !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go
knocking around on doors !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Digit !
Digit who ?
Digit leasr ask him
to come with us !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dijon !
Dijon who ?
Dijon and the Belmonts
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dill !
Dill who ?
Dill we meet again !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dimaggio !
Dimaggio who ?
Dimaggio yourself on
a desert island... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dimension !
Dimension who ?
Dimension it !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dimitri !
Dimitri who ?
Dimitri is where the
burgers grow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah is served !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dinah !
Dinah who ?
Dinah shoot until you
see the whites of their eyes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dino !
Dino who ?
Dino the answer !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dinosaur !
Dinosaur who ?
Dinosaur with you because
you called her stupid !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dion !
Dion who ?
Dion to come out with
me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Diploma !
Diploma who ?
Diploma to fix the leak
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disaster !
Disaster who ?
Disaster be my lucky
day !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Discusting !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc is a recorded message..
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disc !
Disc who ?
Disc land is your land,
disc land is my land !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disease !
Disease who ?
Disease clothes fit
you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise killing me
with all these jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock
joke !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend Margaret,
so open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the police !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes getting boring
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes your friend,
open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a very bad joke
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwashn't de way I
shpoke before I had false teeth !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dishwasher !
Dishwasher who ?
Dishwasher the way I
spoke before I had false teeth !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Disk !
Disk who ?
Disk is recorded message,
please leave your message after the beep !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who
?
Dismay surprise you, but I'm
from New York !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who
?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't
make me laugh !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Distress !
Distress who ?
Distress is brand new
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dmitri !
Dmitri who
?
Dmitri is where lamb chops
grow !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doc !
Doc who ?
Doc turkey !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who
?
That's right - where's my tardis
?
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who
?
You just said it !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Doctor !
Doctor who
?
That's right, have you seen
my tardis !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly't us in, we're
cold !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dolly !
Dolly who ?
Dolly to doughnuts !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dome !
Dome who ?
Dome you recognize my voice
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't just stand there,
say something !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Harris !
Don Harris who ?
Don Harris me or I won't
come again !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don mess about, just
open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don Patrol !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs
bite !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donatello !
Donatello who ?
Donatello'n me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Giovanni!
Don Giovanni who ?
Don Giovanni talk to
me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to stay out
here forever ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Don Juan !
Don Juan who ?
Don Juan to go to school
today !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donald !
Donald who ?
Donald come baby, cradle
and all... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donalette !
Donalette who ?
Donalette the bed bugs
bite !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donkey !
Donkey who ?
Donkey Hotey !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donna !
Donna who ?
Donna sit under an apple
tree with anyone but me... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donna Mae !
Donna Mae who ?
Donna Mae-k you an offer
you can't refuse !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan the door - it's dangerous !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Donovan !
Donovan who ?
Donovan know your own name !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doozy !
Dooozy who ?
Dooozy mothers choose
jif !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dopey !
Dopey who ?
Dopey a smart alec !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dora !
Dora who ?
Dora wood !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris jammed again !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris dropping off its
hinges with all this knocking !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doris !
Doris who ?
Doris slammed on my
finger. Ouch !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dorothy !
Dorothy who
?
"Dorothy-nk I'm sexy,
Do you wan't my body..." !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dorrie !
Dorrie who ?
Dorrie I updet you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dot !
Dot who ?
Dot to dot !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dotty !
Dotty who ?
Dotty way the cookie
crumbles !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doug !
Doug who ?
Doug good deeds and you'll go to heaven !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open the door
whatever you do !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut let anyone
else in but me !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until
Christmas !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Douglas !
Douglas who ?
Douglas is broken !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dougy !
Dougy who ?
Dougy hole in your garden !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anybody want to
play with me ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone live here
anymore !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to
let me in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer
the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drew !
Drew who ?
Drew you remember the
time? !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drucilla !
Drucilla who ?
Drucilla kid you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Drugs !
Drugs who ?
No Thanks !
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