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Knock
Knock Jokes "B" |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death,
please open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bab !
Bab who ?
Bab Boone is a real
ape ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Baby !
Baby who ?
Baby love, my baby love....
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Baby Owl !
Baby Owl who ?
Baby Owl see you later,
maybe I won't ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach to work! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bach !
Bach who ?
Bach of sweets ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bacon !
Bacon who ?
Bacon a cake for your
birthday ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Badger !
Badger who ?
Badger cookies ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Balloon !
Balloon who ?
Balloon velvet ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Baloney !
Baloney who ?
Baloney chase you if
you're a matador ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice
creamed ! |
Knock knock
Who's
there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Band !
Band who ?
Band in Boston ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think
you're even cuter ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barbara !
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep,
have you any wool...! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barber !
Barber who ?
Barberd wire ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barbie !
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bargain !
Bargain who ?
Bargain up the wrong
tree ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bark !
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the
drive ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Baron !
Baron who ?
Baron mind who you're
talking to ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barrister !
Barrister who ?
Barristercratic ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the dead ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry the treasure where
no one will find it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Barry !
Barry who ?
Barry your bone in the
garden, little dog ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bart !
Bart who ?
Bart up the wrong tree
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bashful !
Bashful who ?
I can't tell you, I'm
so embarrassed ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Basket !
Basket who ?
Basket home, it's nearly
dark! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass the salt and pepper
please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bass !
Bass who ?
Bass-ball, hot dogs,
apple pie and Chevrolet ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bassoon !
Bassoon who ?
Bassoon things will
be better ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bat !
Bat who ?
Bat you'll never guess! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beacause I'm worth it
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beat your head against
a wall ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bea !
Bea who ?
Beatle Bailey ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean working very hard
today ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean to any movies lately
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bean !
Bean who ?
Bean fishing lately
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beaver E !
Beaver E who ?
Beaver E quiet and nobody
will find us ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Becca !
Becca who ?
Becca the net ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beck !
Beck who ?
Beckfast of champions
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Becka !
Becka who ?
Becka the bus is the
best place to sit ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Becker !
Becker who ?
Becker the devil you
know ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess
who I am! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bed !
Bed who ?
Bed you can't guess
I've got a cold ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bee !
Bee who ?
Bee careful ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beef !
Beef who ?
Beef fair now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beethoven !
Beethoven who ?
Beethoven is too hot
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me, but I just
forgot the joke ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beets !
Beets who ?
Beets me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beezer !
Beezer who ?
Beezer black and yellow and make honey ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beggar !
Beggar who ?
Beggar you don't know
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Begonia !
Begonia who ?
Begonia bother me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beirut !
Beirut who ?
Beirut force ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Belinda !
Belinda who ?
Belinda church steeple
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize yourself then
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Belize !
Belize who ?
Belize in yourself ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella bottom trousers
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella the ball! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bella !
Bella who ?
Bella not-a work so
I knock-a on-a de door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Belle !
Belle who ?
Belle-t up and open
this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bellows !
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money
can I have it please ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben knocking on this
door all morning !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben away a long time
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben out of shape ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ben and Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ben Hur!
Ben Hur who ?
Ben Hur an hour - let
me in! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin hell! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Benin !
Benin who ?
Benin shopping lately
? |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Benjamin !
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Benny !
Bennny who ?
Benny thing happening
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beppe !
Beppe who ?
Beppe Le Pew ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bera !
Bera who ?
Bera necessity ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin maiden over ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Berlin !
Berlin who ?
Berlin the water for
my hard boiled eggs ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my
dinner and now I'm starving ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bernie !
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bert !
Bert who ?
Bert the dinner !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bertha !
Bertha who ?
Bertha-day greetings
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beryl !
Beryl who ?
Beryl of beer ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bet !
Bet who ?
Bet you don't know who's
knocking on your door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beth !
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Beth !
Beth who ?
Beth your bottom dollar
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bethany !
Bethany who ?
Bethany good movies
recently ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Betsy !
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it's a
cadillac ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of roses! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of nails ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bette-lou !
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bettina !
Bettina who ?
Bettina minute you'll
open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty ya don't know
who this is ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty doesn't know who
I am ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty buy Birds Eye
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty-bye ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Betty !
Betty who ?
Betty things to do than
stand here, you know ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bhuto !
Bhuto who ?
Bhuto-n the other foot
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Biafra !
Biafra who ?
Biafra'id, be very afraid
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ...
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi gun ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bigotry !
Bigotry who ?
Bigotry than the one
in your garden ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill-tup area ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill for the human race
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill of rights ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bill !
Bill who ?
Bill a better mousetrap
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Billy Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much,
tell him to stop it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bing !
Bing who ?
Bing down the house
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bingo !
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and
see you for ages ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Biro !
Biro who ?
Biro light of the moon
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bison !
Bison who ?
Bison girl scout cookies
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bitter Bianca !
Bitter Bianca who ?
Bitter Bianca next train
out of here, pardner ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bjork !
Bjork who ?
Bjork in the USSR ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bjorn !
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn with a silver
spoon in his mouth ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bjorn !
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn Free !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blair !
Blair who ?
Blair play !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blair !
Blair who ?
Blair of Greeks bearing
gifts !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blanche !
Blanche who ?
Blanche not ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blood !
Blood who ?
Blood brothers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue'tiful skin begins
with Noxzema ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Blur !
Blur who ?
Blur, it's cold and
wet out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bo !
Bo who ?
Bo Geste !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bobby !
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down
like this ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Boiler !
Boiler who ?
Boiler egg for four
minutes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Boise !
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bolivia !
Boliva who ?
Boliva me, I know what
I'm talking about ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bologna !
Bologna who ?
Bologna & cheese
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton braces ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bolzano !
Bolzano who ?
Bolzano the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bond !
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bones !
Bones who ?
Bones upon a time...
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bonnie !
Bonnie who ?
Bonnie by soloflex ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Don't cry it's only
a joke ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bootie !
Bootie who ?
Bootieful downtown Burbank
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Borg !
Borg who ?
Borg standard ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Borg !
Borg who ?
Borg out of my mind
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Boris !
Boris who ?
Boris with more knock
knock jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bosnia !
Bosnia who ?
Bosnia bell here earlier
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bossy !
Bossy who ?
Bossy just fired me
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bowl !
Bowl who ?
Bowl me over !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Boyzone !
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brad !
Brad who ?
Brad news I'm afraid
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brazil !
Brazil who ?
Brazil support a girls
chest ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brendan !
Brendan who ?
Brendan an ear to what
I have to say ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brent !
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brewster !
Brewster who ?
Brewsters can wake you
up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brian !
Brian who ?
Brian drain ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bride !
Bride who ?
Bride and Prejudice
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bridget !
Bridget who ?
Bridget the end of the
world ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bridget !
Bridget who ?
London Bridget, is falling
down, falling down... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bridie !
Bridie who ?
Bridie light of the
silvery moon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brie !
Brie who ?
Brie me my supper ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brigham !
Brigham who ?
Drigham back my sunshine
back to me... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brighton !
Brighton who ?
Brighton-der the light
of the moon ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Briony !
Briony who ?
Briony, beautiful sea
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bronte !
Bronte who ?
Bronte of the blow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brook !
Brook who ?
Brook-lyn bridge ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've
forgotten your name ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bruce !
Bruce who ?
I Bruce easily, don't
hit me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bruno !
Bruno who ?
Bruno more tea for me
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bubbles !
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and
beads...! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buckle !
Buckle who ?
Buckle get you a drink
but not much else ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Budweiser, the King
of Beers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Bud, sweat and tears
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buddha !
Buddha who ?
Buddha this slice of
bread for me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buddy !
Buddy who ?
Buddyfingers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buffer !
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack
Robinson ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug Rodgers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bug !
Bug who ?
Bug-sy Malone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buggy !
Buggy who ?
Buggy Jean is not my
lover ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bull !
Bull who ?
Bull the chain when
your done ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bullet !
Bullet who ?
Bullet all the hay and
now he's hungry ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bully !
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my
lover ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bumbry !
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bun !
Bun who ?
Bun-nies make lovely
pets ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bunny !
Bunny who ?
Bunny thing is, I've
forgotten now ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Burglar !
Burglar who ?
Burglars don't knock
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Burns !
Burns who ?
Burns me up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Burton !
Burton who ?
Burton in the hand is
worth two in the bush ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Bush !
Bush who ?
Bush your money where
your mouth is ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster tire, can I use
your phone ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster blood vessel
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Buster !
Buster who ?
Buster the cemetery,
please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butch !
Butch who ?
Butch your arms around
me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher your arms around
me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher left leg in,
your left leg out..! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butcher !
Butcher who ?
Butcher money where
your mouth is ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter wrap up - it's
cold out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter be quick, I
have to go to the bathroom ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Butter !
Butter who ?
Butter bring an umbrella,
it looks like it might rain ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Button !
Button who ?
Button in is not polite
! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Byron !
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !
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