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Knock
Knock Jokes "H" |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hacienda !
Hacienda who ?
Hacienda the story ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden in the bushes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haden !
Haden who ?
Haden seek ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hagar !
Hagar who ?
Hagar, you with the stars in your eyes.... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hagen !
Hagen who ?
Hagen Daz ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haifa !
Haifa who ?
Haifa cake is better than none ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hair !
Hair who ?
Hair today, gone tomorrow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hairdo !
Hairdo who ?
Hairdo some weird stuff, can I borrow your brush ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haiti !
Haiti who ?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haitit !
Haitit who ?
Haitit when you talk like that ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haji !
Haji who ?
Haji'cken in every pot
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal about Eve !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallo to you too ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hal of a way to run
a railroad ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hal !
Hal who ?
Hallelujah Chorus !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haley !
Haley who ?
Haleyen Nation !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Halibut letting me in on the secret ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Halibut !
Halibut who ?
Haliburt a kiss sweetheart ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Halifax !
Halifax who ?
Halifax you if you fax me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hallie !
Hallie who ?
Hallie-tosis, your breath stinks ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond eggs ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hammond !
Hammond who ?
Hammond cheese on toast, please ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Hand-over your money ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Handel !
Handel who ?
Handel with care ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Handsome !
Handsome who ?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Handover your money
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank misbehavin' ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hankor man ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hank !
Hank who ?
Hank you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hanna 'nother bell doesn't work ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah cloth out to dry ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hannah !
Hannah who ?
Hannah'ther opening, another show! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hanover !
Hanover who ?
Hanover your money ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans across the nation ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hans !
Hans who ?
Hans off the table ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hansel !
Hansel who ?
Hansel freezing cold out here, let me in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Happy !
Happy who ?
Happy to be passing by and I thought I'd drop in ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy annual ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy recognized you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy ha ha ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow can you get ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harlow !
Harlow who ?
Harlow will you go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harmon !
Harmon who ?
Harmon on your side ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harmony !
Harmony who ?
Harmony knock knock jokes do you expect me to know ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold do you think I am ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harold !
Harold who ?
Harold are you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harp !
Harp who ?
"Harp the Herald Angels Sing..." ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet all my lunch, I'm starving ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harriet !
Harriet who ?
Harriet it up ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harris !
Harris who ?
Harris nice to have on the top of your head ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harrison !
Harrison who ?
Harrison is a credit to his father ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry you been ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up there is a ghoul after us ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harry !
Harry who ?
Harry up and answer this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harv !
Harv who ?
Harv you lonesome tonight?
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Harvey !
Harvey who ?
Harvey gonna play this
game forever ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hatch !
Hatch who ?
God bless you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna spooky old time
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Havanna !
Havanna who ?
Havanna a wonderful
time wish you were here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Havelock !
Havelock who ?
Havelock put on your
door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Hawaii getting on ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hawaii !
Hawaii who ?
Fine, until you knocked
on the door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn seek is fun to
play ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn the shed ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haydn !
Haydn who ?
Haydn in this cupboard
is boring ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hayes !
Hayes who ?
Hayes in the whole ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Haze !
Haze who ?
Haze there, Georgy girl
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hazel !
Hazel who ?
Hazel mean that you
can't see far ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heart !
Heart who ?
Heart who hear you,
speak louder ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you for
a long time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heaven !
Heaven who ?
Heaven seen you in ages
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heavy !
Heavy who ?
Heavy ever been to New
York ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hector !
Hector who ?
Hector, I'm glad I met
ya ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hedda !
Hedda who ?
Hedda ball in goal ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heddy !
Heddy who ?
Heddything but the kitchen
sink ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi hi campers ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi-clare war on you
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer dime is better
than half a penny ....! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer heard so many
jokes ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heifer !
Heifer who ?
Heifer cow is better
than none ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Helena !
Helana who ?
Helena hand basket ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta hat because
he lost a bet ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Henrietta !
Henrietta who ?
Henrietta toadstool
but thought it was a mushroom ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hepburn !
Hepburn who ?
Hepburn and indigestion ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman dry ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Herman !
Herman who ?
Herman is handsome ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hester !
Hester who ?
Hester la vista ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hey !
Hey who ?
Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to work we go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Heywood, Hugh, Harry
!
Heywood, Hugh, Harry who ?
Heywood Hugh Harry up and open this door ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hi !
Hi who ?
Hi who, hi who, its
off to work we go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hiawatha !
Hiawatha who ?
Hiawatha very bad today
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hijack !
Hijack who ?
Hijack, how's Jill ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hip !
Hip who ?
Hippopotamus ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hiram !
Hiram who ?
Hiram fine, how are
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hobbit !
Hobbit who ?
Hobbit letting me in
then ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hockey !
Hockey who ?
Hockey doesn't work,
so I had to knock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hoffman !
Hoffman who ?
I'll Hoffman, I'll puff
and I'll blow your house down ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hole !
Hole who ?
Hole-he cow Batman, to the batmobile ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Holland !
Holland who ?
Holland you going to make me wait out here ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hollis !
Hollis who ?
Hollis forgiven, come
back home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Holl's something there
to remind me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Holly !
Holly who ?
Hollylujah ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Holmes !
Holmes who ?
Holmes is where the
heart is ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Holt !
Holt who ?
Holt the line ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer hill, over dale,
we will hit the dusty trail ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Homer !
Homer who ?
Homer-again ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy people live in
this house ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy times are we
going to go through this ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Honda !
Honda who ?
Honda the spreading
chesnut tree... ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Honeydew !
Honeydew who ?
Honeydew you want to
come out tonight ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hoover !
Hoover who ?
Hoover the rainbow ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hopefully that present
is for me ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hope !
Hope who ?
Hope you'll have me
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Horace !
Horace who ?
Horace-scopes can be fun ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Horatio !
Horatio who ?
Horatio to the end of the street |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Horn !
Horn who ?
Horn the way home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Horn !
Horn who ?
Horn in my side ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hosanna !
Hosanna who ?
Hosanna Claus gets down
the chimney I'll never know ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hoss !
Hoss who ?
Hoss under the collar
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hot Air!
Hot Air who ?
Hot air pardner, how
ya doin' ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
House !
House who ?
Oh, Hugh's fine thank
you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
House !
House who ?
House you doing ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
House boy !
House boy who ?
Great, House boy you
? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard I know ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you know unless
you open the door ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like to stand
out here in the cold while some idiot keeps saying "Who's there?" |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard you like a punch
on the nose ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard can it be to
guess a knock knock joke ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard the ground is
when you slip on a banana skin ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard !
Howard who ?
Howard like to be outside
for a change ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howard Hughes!
Howard Hughes who ?
Howard Huges like a
punch on the nose ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell I get in if you
don't open the door ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your
toast, with marmalade or jam ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howell !
Howell who !
Howell you have your
pizza, plain or with extra ham ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howie !
Howie who !
Howie Dewin then ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howie !
Howie who !
I'm fine, how are you
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Howl !
Howl who !
Howl I know when it's
dinner time ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hubba !
Hubba who !
Hubba on a long ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hubbard !
Hubbard who !
Hubbard can sing louder
than my bird ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hubie !
Hubie who !
Hubie-ginning to see
the light ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Huey !
Huey who ?
Who am I? I'm me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Huey !
Huey who ?
Huey too much ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh can trust your car to the man who wears the star ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh could hear a pin drop ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh's afraid of the big bad wolf! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh is going to let me in then ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh would'nt believe me if I told you. |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugh !
Hugh who ?
Hugh made me love you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo jump in the lake
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo first - I'm frightened
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hugo !
Hugo who !
Hugo your way and I'll
go mine ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hulk !
Hulk who !
Hulk it and caboodle
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hunding !
Hunding who !
Hunding is barbaric
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hurd !
Hurd who !
Hurd my hand, so I could'nt
knock-knock ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Huron !
Huron who !
Huron time for once
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hussein !
Hussein who !
Hussein that about me
! |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hutch !
Hutch who !
Bless you, and I'm right
out of tissues !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hy !
Hy who !
Hy ho! Hi ho! It's off
to work we go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Hyman !
Hyman who !
Hyman in the mood for
dancin'... ! |
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