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Knock
Knock Jokes "C" |  | |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
C-2 !
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't
forget my name next time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cabot !
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar quickly before
she gets away !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Caesar !
Caesar who ?
Caesar jolly good fellow
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cain !
Cain who ?
Cain you tell !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Caitlin !
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers
tonight, I'm wearing them !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Callas !
Callas who ?
Callas should be removed
by a podiatrist !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Callum !
Callum who ?
Callum all black !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cam !
Cam who ?
Camalot is where King
Arthur lived !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cameron !
Cameron who ?
Cameron film are needed
to take pictures !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Camila !
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Candace !
Candace who ?
Candace with love !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Candice !
Candice who ?
Candice get any better
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Candy !
Candy who ?
Candy cow jump over
the moon !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cannelloni !
Cannelloni who ?
Cannelloni some money
till next week ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe you lend me some
money ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Canoe !
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play
with me ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Canon !
Canon who ?
Canon open the door
then ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cantaloupe !
Cantaloupe who ?
Cantaloupe with you
tonight !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Canter !
Canter who ?
Canter your sister come
out to play !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Canto !
Canto who ?
Canto your change !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Card !
Card who ?
Card you see it's me
?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you
fill it with gas first !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cargo !
Cargo who ?
Cargo "beep, beep"
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carl !
Carl who ?
Carl get you there quicker
than if you walk !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carlene !
Carlene who ?
Carlene against that
wall ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carlo !
Carlo who ?
Carlo-ad of junk !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carlotta !
Carlotta who ?
Carlotta trouble when
it breaks down !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carmen !
Carmen who ?
Carmen get it !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carol !
Carol who ?
Carol go if you turn
the ignition key !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Caroline !
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with
you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie me home, I'm
tired !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie a torch !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie on camping !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carrie !
Carrie who ?
Carrie the bags into
the house please !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carrot !
Carrot who ?
Carrot me back home
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Carson !
Carson who ?
Carconogenic !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cartoon !
Cartoon who ?
Cartoon up just fine,
she purrs like a cat !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you
were some kind of of nut !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cass !
Cass who ?
Cass more flies with
honey than vinegar !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cassette !
Cassette who ?
Cassette your dinner,
I'm sorry !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cassie !
Cassie who ?
Cassie the forest for
the trees !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Castor !
Castor who ?
Castorblanca !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Castro !
Castro who ?
Castro bread upon the
waters !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you understand !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cat !
Cat who ?
Cat you just open this
door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Caterpillar !
Caterpillar who ?
Caterpillar a few mice
for you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy free. Never had
it. Never will !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cathy !
Cathyl who ?
Cathy the the doorbell,
it's too dark out here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Catskills !
Catskills who ?
Catskills mice !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Catsup !
Catsup who ?
Catsup on the roof,
want me to go and fetch him !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cattle !
Cattle who ?
Cattle always purr when
you stroke her !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cauliflower !
Cauliflower who ?
Cauliflower by any other
name and it's still a daisy !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cecil !
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever
she goes.... !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile th-the w-windows.
Th-there's a m-monster out there !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile this envelope
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Celery !
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch
will you, I'm hungry !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I lend
you money !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I'm going
to tell you this !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Celesta !
Celesta who ?
Celesta draws !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cellar !
Cellar who ?
Cellar. No, I think
she can be repaired !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cello !
Cello who ?
Cello dere !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census presents for Christmas !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Census !
Census who ?
Census Saturday we don't have to go to school !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cereal !
Cereal who ?
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chad !
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chair !
Chair who?
Chair you go again,
asking more questions !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chapman !
Chapman who ?
Chapman-y times if you
like the show !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Charles !
Charles who ?
Charles your luck on
the lottery !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Charlie !
Charlie who ?
Charlie horse !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chaz !
Chaz who ?
Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Che !
Che who ?
Che what your made of
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Checkmate !
Checkmate who ?
Checkmate bounce if
you don't have money in the bank !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chef !
Chef who ?
Chef Bridges !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cher !
Cher who ?
Cher and share alike !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry !
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chest !
Chest who ?
Chest-nuts for sale !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester minute, Don't you recognise me ?
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester drawers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chester !
Chester who ?
Chester the nick of time !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield full of cows, nothing else !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterfield !
Chesterfield who ?
Chesterfield my leg so I slapped him !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chesterton !
Chesterton who ?
Chesterton of fun !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken your pockets
- I think your keys are there !s
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chicken !
Chicken who ?
Chicken the oven, I
can smell burning !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chile !
Chile who?
Chile out tonight !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
China !
China who?
China late, isn't it?
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chin !
Chin who ?
Chin up. I'm not going
to tell you any more knock knocks !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chin and Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chip !
Chip who ?
Chip of Fools !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
China !
China who?
China just like old
times isn't it !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe as the bark to
the tree !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe's Encounters of
the Third Kind !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Choc-ice !
Choc-ice who ?
Choc-ice into this glass
would you please !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chocs !
Chocs who ?
Chocs away !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin the supermarket !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chopin !
Chopin who ?
Chopin list !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chow Mein !
Chow Mein who ?
Chow mein to meet you
my dear !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chris !
Chris who ?
Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chrome !
Chrome who ?
Chromeosone !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Chrysalis !
Chrysalis who ?
Chrysalis the cake for
you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck and see if the door is locked !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Chuck !
Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Churchill !
Churchill who ?
Churchill be the best
place for a wedding !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cicero !
Cicero who ?
Cicero the boat ashore
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cigarette !
Cigarette who ?
Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cindy !
Cindy who ?
Cindy next one in please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clara !
Clara who ?
Clara space on the table !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clare !
Clare who ?
Clare your throat before
you speak !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clarence !
Clarence who ?
Clarence sale !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clark !
Clark who ?
Clark your car in the
garage !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clarkeson !
Clarkeson who ?
Clarkeson watches tell
the time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Claude !
Claude who ?
Claudework Orange !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Claudette !
Claudette who ?
Claudette a whole cake
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay on, Sam !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clay !
Clay who ?
Clay pigeon !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff hanger !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cliff !
Cliff who ?
Cliff the hedges !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Clinton !
Clinton who ?
Clinton your eye !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clive !
Clive who ?
Clive every mountain, ford every stream !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Closure !
Closure who ?
Closure mouth when you eat !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clothesline !
Clothesline who ?
Clothesline all over the floor end up creased !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Clown !
Clown who ?
Clown for the count !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cod !
Cod who ?
Cod red-handed !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Coda !
Coda who ?
Coda paint !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Coffin !
Coffin who ?
Coffin and spluttering
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cohen !
Cohen who ?
Cohen your own way !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Cole as a cucumber !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cole !
Cole who ?
Coleumbian coffee, the
richest coffee in the world !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin and see me on your way home !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Colin !
Colin who ?
Colin the doctor, I
feel ill !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen all cars !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up your room,
it's filthy !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen up this mess
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colleen !
Colleen who ?
Colleen a spade a spade !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collie !
Collie who ?
Collie Miss Molly, I don't know !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier self a man do you !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Collier !
Collier who ?
Collier big brother see if I care !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colline !
Colline who ?
Colline your room, please !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne Ranger is here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cologne !
Cologne who ?
Cologne me names won't help !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel of truth !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colonel !
Colonel who ?
Colonel the market !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colt !
Colt who ?
Colt as a cucumber !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comic !
Comic who ?
Comic and see me sometime !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
That's the first I've heard this year !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie !
Cookie who ?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Coolidge !
Coolidge who ?
Coolidge a cucumber
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Comb !
Comb who ?
Comb on down and I'll tell you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Con !
Con who?
Con unhinged !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Conan !
Conan who?
Conan Jimmies go well
with ice cream !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Concert !
Concert who?
Concert'er yourself
at home, consider yourself part of the family !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Conga !
Conga who?
Conga go on meeting
like this !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo into the woods
- it's dangerous !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Conover !
Conover who?
Conover remember the
punchline !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Constance Norah !
Constance Norah who?
Constance Norahs makes
it difficult to sleep !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Consumption !
Consumption who ?
Consumption be done
about all these knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Conyers !
Conyers who ?
Conyers please open
the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook !
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cookie !
Cookie who ?
Cookie-n the kitchen, it's easier !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Copperfield !
Copperfield who?
Copperfield bad so I
came instead !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cork !
Cork who ?
Cork and beans !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Corrinne !
Corrinne who ?
Corrinne the bell now !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cosby !
Cosby who ?
Cosby your fingers !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cosi !
Cosi who ?
Cosi has to !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Cosmo !
Cosmo who ?
Cosmo trouble than you're
worth !
|
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Costa !
Costa who ?
Costa lot !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Costas !
Costas who ?
Costas a fortune to
get here !
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cotton !
Cotton who ?
Cotton a trap !
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