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Knock
Knock Jokes "E" |
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eames !
Eames who ?
Eames to please !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eamon !
Eamon who ?
Eamon in a good mood
today, come in !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ear !
Ear who ?
Ear you are, I've been
looking for you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to get
to bed, I'm tired !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Earl !
Earl who ?
Earl be glad to tell
you when you open this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Earlier !
Earlier who ?
Earlier fly is undone!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock
knock jokes for you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears looking at you
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Earwig !
Earwig who ?
Earwigo, Earwigo, Earwigo! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eaton !
Eaton who ?
Eaton crow !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
E.C. !
E.C. who ?
E.C. Street !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ed !
Ed who ?
Ed'vanced medicine for
pain !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eddie !
Eddie who ?
Eddie body home !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eddy !
Eddy who ?
Eddy idea how to cure
this cold !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edible !
Edible who ?
Edible Rex! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edie !
Edie who ?
Edie my hat ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith'd me on the lipth
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edith !
Edith who ?
Edith, it'll make you
feel better !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna cloud ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edna !
Edna who ?
Edna the class !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edward !
Edward who ?
Edward like to play
now please !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Edwin !
Edwin who ?
Edwin some, you lose
some !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eel !
Eel who ?
"Eel meet again,
don't know where, don't know when..." !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Effie !
Effie who ?
Effie'd known you were
coming he'd have stayed at home !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egbert !
Egbert who ?
Egbert no bacon please
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggstremely cold waiting
for you to open the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Eggsactly ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt me out in the
cold !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt a bit off my best
china plate !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Egypt !
Egypt who ?
Egypt you when he sold
you a broken door bell !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine of the freeway
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eight !
Eight who ?
Eight me out of house
and home ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over backwards
to make you happy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen Don your bell
and broke it ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen against the door
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over to tie up
my shoes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eisenhower !
Eisenhower who ?
Eisenhower late for
school this morning !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elaine !
Elaine who ?
Elaine in the country
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elektra !
Elektra who ?
Elektra circus !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Element !
Element who ?
Element to tell you
that she can't see you today !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elephant !
Elephand who ?
Elephant A. Sizes about
being a Hollywood star !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Elis all the time !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elias !
Elias who ?
Elias a terrible thing
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elizabeth !
Elizabeth who ?
Elizabeth of knowledge
is a dangerous thing !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elke !
Elke who ?
Elke Seltzer - Plop
Plop Fizz !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eli !
Eli who ?
Eli, Eli O !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eliza !
Eliza who ?
Eliza wake at night
thinking about this door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ella !
Ella who ?
Ella-vator. Doesn't
that give you a lift !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ella Man !
Ella Man who ?
Ella Man-tary my dear
Wartson !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
I've been through Ellen
high water to get here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen all the ghouls
are after me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ellen !
Ellen who ?
Ellen-eed is love !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ellie !
Ellie who ?
Ellie Phants never forget
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Miss Ellie !
Miss Ellie who ?
Miss Ellie good films
recently !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis before "M"
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ellis !
Ellis who ?
Ellis damnation !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elly !
Elly who ?
Elly-mentary, my dear
Watson !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you later ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you in court ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elsie !
Elsie who ?
Elsie you around !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elton !
Elton who ?
Elton old lady to cross
the road !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Elvis !
Elvis who ?
Elvis-eeing you around
soon !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emil !
Emil who ?
Emil for the poor !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emile !
Emile who ?
Emile fit for a king
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma pig when it comes
to ice cream ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma new neighbour -
come round for tea. |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma glad you asked
me that ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma bit cold out here,
can you let me in ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emma Dunne !
Emma Dunne who ?
Emma Dunne talking to
you, I have to go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emmanuelle !
Emmanuelle who ?
Emmanuelle is what I
need to program my video ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett the back door,
not the front !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett your service
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid spanking for being
so rude !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some shelter from
the ghouls !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Enid !
Enid who ?
Enid some more pocket
money !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Enoch !
Enoch who ?
Enoch and Enoch but
no one answers the door !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Epstein !
Epstein who ?
Epstein some weird people,
but you take the cake ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Erda !
Erda who ?
Erda room please, it's
stuffy ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Erica !
Erica who ?
Erica'd the last sweet
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Erin !
Erin who ?
Erin your lungs !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Erna !
Erna who ?
Erna living ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ernie !
Ernie who ?
Ernie plenty of money
are you ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau in the bath ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Esau !
Esau who ?
Esau down the road !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Escamillo !
Escamillo who ?
Escamillo a question
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan people don't go
to church ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ethan !
Ethan who ?
Ethan me out of house
and home you are !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eskimo !
Eskimo who ?
Eskimo questions. I'll
tell you no lies ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Esme !
Esme who ?
Esme petticoat hanging
down at the back ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can
do for you ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Esua !
Esua who ?
Esua me break the window
so let me in quick ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Essen !
Essen who ?
Essen it fun to listen
to these jokes !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Esther !
Esther who ?
Esther anything I can
do for you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ether !
Ether who ?
Ether bunny !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Etta !
Etta who ?
Ettaquette !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie, me Tarzan !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eugenie !
Eugenie who ?
Eugenie from the bottle
who will grant me three wishes ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eumenides !
Eumenides who ?
Eumenides trousers and
I won't tell that you ripped them!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eunice !
Eunice who ?
Eunice boy, let me in
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes trousers and
you'll pay for a new pair !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Euripedes !
Euripedes who ?
Euripedes clothes and
I'll sue you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe'ning the door
too slow, come on !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe early this morning
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Europe !
Europe who ?
Europe to no good !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eustace !
Eustace who ?
Come Eustace you are
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva I told you, would
you let me in ? |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eva !
Eva who ?
Eva you're deaf or your
doorbell isn't working ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne snails to eat
? They're horrible ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne problems with
your teeth !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan you should know
who it is ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evan !
Evan who ?
Evan and earth !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evans !
Evans who ?
Evans about to open
up with rain, let me in quick !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eve !
Eve who ?
Eve ho my hearties !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Everest !
Everest who ?
Everest your eyes in
class !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Everlast !
Everlast who ?
Everlast one of you
better come out here !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi bite a delight !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evi !
Evi who ?
Evi thing's coming up
roses !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Evie !
Evie who ?
Evie weather !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
Ewan and me should get
together ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
No, just me ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eye !
Eye who ?
Eye know who you are
! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eyeball !
Eyeball who ?
Eyeball my eyes out
every time you go ! |
Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eyes !
Eyes who ?
Eyes got loads more
knock knock jokes for you !
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Eyesore !
Eyesore who ?
Eyesore do like you
!
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ezra !
Ezra who ?
Ezra room to rent ?
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Knock Knock
Who's
there !
Ezra !
Ezra who ?
Ezra no hope for me
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