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Tadpole
What a tad uses in pole vaulting

Tangent
Man who has been out in the sun

Taxidermist
A stuffed cab driver

Tears
Glum drops

Television
Radio with eyestrain

Tempest
An ill-tempered little nuisance

Test Pilot
Someone who makes paper aeroplanes out of his test paper

Three Legged Race
What monsters win on their own

Time Machine
Space ship full of herbs

Toad Stools
What a toad mends his car with

Tomorrow
Today's greatest labour-saving device

Tongue Twister
Something that gets your tang tongueled

Transparent
Dad or mum in a trance

Tricycle
A tot rod

Trojan Horse
A phoney pony

Trunk Call
Telephone an elephant

Tube
In English it means a hollow cylinder, but in Dutch it means a silly Hollander

Tuck Shop
Where Robin Hood first met Friar Tuck

Tuning Fork
To make sure your musical chairs are all in tune

Tyrant
Someone who gets into a temper when he can't tie his tie properly

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