Factory
A set of encyclopaedias |
Fail
Safe
Safe with a broken lock |
Family
Tree
Place where ghouls bury each other
for a laugh |
Fan
Belt
What a football supporter uses to
keep his trousers up |
Farthingale
A cheap hurricane |
Fastidious
Someone who is quick and ugly |
Father
In Law
Dad in jail |
Faucet
What you have to do when the door
is jammed |
Feed
Back
When a vampire bites you from behind |
Fertile
Tiles in a werewolf's house |
Fetlock
Padlock for a horse |
Fiddlestick
Something you use to play the violin |
Figment
What Adam and Eve wore in the Garden
of Eden |
Filbert
Give Albert his dinner |
Fireworks
Sack everybody in the factory |
Fish
Fingers
What fish have 5 of on each hand |
Fjord
A Norwegian motor car |
Flagstone
Stone age Union Jack |
Flashback
What happens when you hold the camera
back to front |
Flattery
A battery that has run out of power |
Flea
Market
Where fleas do their shopping |
Fleece
Insects that get into your wool
if you don't wash regularly |
Flight
Deck
The pack of cards used by pilots |
Flood
A river that's too big for its bridges |
Fly
by Night
Vampire owl |
Flying
Colours
Paint thrown in art lesson |
Flypaper
What flies decorate their homes
with |
Fortune
A singing quartet |
Forum
Two-um plus two-um |
Forward
Roll
The 3 day old sandwich pushed to
the front to make you buy it |
Foul
Mouthed
Bad language from a chicken |
Four
Poster
Bedroom with 4 posters on the wall |
Friend
Someone who has the same enemies
as you |
Frog
March
What frog soldiers do |
Frustrate
In the top class |
