Backgammon
Game played by pigs |
Bacteria
The rear of a cafeteria |
Baked
Alaska
The result of global warning |
Balderdash
Running away from a crazy hairdresser |
Ballyhoo
A directory of well known ballet
dancers correctly called 'Ballyhoo's Hoo' |
Bandsaws
Blisters on guitarist's fingers |
Barbarian
The man who cuts your hair badly |
Barbecue
An outdoor party for sheep |
Barber's
shop
A clip joint |
Barefaced
Looking like a bear |
Bashful
A retired boxer |
Bathing
Beauty
A girl worth wading for |
Bathtub
Part of a fat man that never goes
underwater in the bath |
Beckon
Send footballer on to the pitch |
Bee
A hum-bug |
Beehive
What mummy bees tell naughty bees
to do |
Beeline
What naughty bees get at school |
Beetroot
A potatoe with very high blood pressure |
Belladonna
Telephone a girl called Donna |
Bellicose
A warm, fat stomach |
Bernadette
Set fire to your bills |
Betwixt
Halfway through a chocolate bar |
Bigamist
Someone who makes the same mistake
twice |
Big
Top
Large hat worn by circus ringmaster |
Bindweed
Tie up a weak person |
Bird
of Prey
Eagle that goes to church every
Sunday |
Birkenhead
Not very intelligent |
Blazer
A fire that looks like a jacket |
Blockade
Stop lemonade being delivered |
Blood
Brother
Vampire's relative |
Blubber
Weeping and whaling |
Blunderbuss
A vehicle that goes from Edinburgh
to Glasgow taking a short cut via London |
Bore
Someone who wants to tell you about
himself when yu want to tell him about yourself |
Boxer
A fellow who stands up for the other
fellow's rights |
Boycott
A small bed that's no good for girls |
Brussels
Sprout
An ornamental fountain in the Belgian
capital |
Brainwave
Permed hair |
Bulldozer
A sleeping bull |
Bulletin
A can of corned beef |
Bunions
What you get when you cross a rabbit
with a leek |
Buttress
A dairy maid who makes butter |
