Cabbage
The age of a taxi |
Cabinet
Pudding
School pudding made from furniture |
Cactus
An overgrown pin cushion |
Cagoule
Ghost's favourite raincoat |
Calculate
Finish maths test ages after everyone
else |
Camel
A warped horse |
Camelot
A herd of dromedaries |
Campus
Cat that lives in a college |
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people |
Capstan
Put Stan's hat on |
Caramel
A motorised camel |
Carbuncle
An automobile with a dent in it |
Carnation
A country where everyone owns a
car |
Carnivore
Animal that goes round in circles |
Carousel
Car that goes round in circles |
Carpet
Material bought by the yard and
worn out by the foot |
Cartoon
A song you sing in the car |
Catacomb
What goes with the cat's brush |
Catastrophe
The prize awarded to the top pussy
at the cat show |
Cat
Burglar
Burglar who steals cats |
Caterpillar
An upholstered worm |
Cauliflower
The blossom a dog wears in his button
hole |
Celery
Wages paid to a gardner |
Cellmates
Two germs living together |
Chair
Headquarters for hindquarters |
Champagne
The french for 'false window' |
Charcoal
What the cleaning lady puts into
the fire |
Cheapskate
Skateboard for a budgie |
Chilli
Powder
Fine snowflakes |
Chipmunk
A french friar |
Christmas
Island
Where Santa spends the Summer |
Chrysanthemum
Christopher and one parent |
Circumference
The knight who designed the round
table |
Cliff
Hanger
Where a giant leaves his coat |
Climate
The only thing you can do with a
ladder |
Cloak
The sound made by Chinese frog |
Coarse
fish
Bad mannered fish |
Coat
of Arms
Monster's coat with 13 sleeves |
Cocoon
A wound up caterpillar |
Coincide
The sensible thing to do when it's
raining |
Commentator
A talking spud |
Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes
hours |
Conceit
I-strain |
Conference
A meeting of the bored |
Coward
A man who thinks with his legs |
Crane
A bird trained to lift extremely
heavy weights |
Criminal
One who gets caught |
Crossroads
Angry motorways |
Crowbar
A drinking place for cows |
