Sage
A man who knows his onions |
Sago
How you start a pudding race |
Sand
Bank
Where camels keep their savings |
Sandpaper
Newspaper designed to be read on
the beach |
Sandwich
An attempt to make both ends meat |
Sapsucker
Vampire who likes fools |
Satire
Telling jokes sitting on a tall
stool |
Saxophone
Saxon telephone |
Scales
The part of a fish that weighs the
most |
Scotch
Egg
What you get from chickens fed on
whisky |
Scrapbook
A boxer's diary |
Scullery
Monster's kitchen |
Sculptor
Someone who makes faces |
Sea
Shells
What you fire from underwater guns |
Secret
Something you tell everybody one
by one |
See-Saw
What you use to cut through giant
waves |
Self-Control
Someone who can open a bag of peanuts
and eat just one |
Shampoo
A phoney smell |
Shamrock
A phoney rock |
Sharp
Witted
Someone with a pointed head |
Shop
Lifter
King Kong |
Shotgun
An exhausted gun |
Sick
Reptile
An illigator |
Siesta
Car that never wakes up |
Signature
A baby swan's autograph |
Singing
Your bathrightS |
Skeleton
A guy inside out with his outside
off |
Skindiver
A mosquito |
Skull
Cap
What a skull boy wears |
Sleeping
Bag
A nap sack |
Slip
Road
Where it's icy enough to make a
slide |
Snoring
Sheet music |
Snow
Well dressed rain |
Snowball
Formal do for snowmen and women |
Snuff
No more. as in 'That's snuff, thank
you, I'm full up' |
Solar
Flares
Trousers worn at space discos |
Somersault
What goes with pepper from May to
September |
Sonata
Mr and Mrs Ata's eldest boy |
Sour
Puss
Cat that eats lemons |
Spellbound
The way a dictionary is covered |
Split
Pea
Pea with a split personality |
Sponge
Cake
What jelly fish eat at parties |
Springtime
The moment you sit on a drawing
pin |
Square
Root
A diced turnip |
Stabilised
A horse that's locked in and can't
get out |
Stale
Mate
Monster's friend |
Staple
Diet
Eating small bits of bent metal |
Steel
Wool
Eating small bits of bent metal |
Stereotype
Type using two fingers |
Sticky
Wicket
What bees leave after a cricket
match |
String
Quartet
See Rubber Band |
Suspicious
Sounding
An elephant hanging over the edge
of a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy |
Synonym
A word you use in place of one you
can't spell |
