Macaroni
The inventor of the wireless who
used his noodle and pasta message through spaghetti |
Macaroon
A famous Scots buscuit |
Magic
Eye
What teachers have in the back of
their heads |
Magpie
A pudding made with old magazines |
Malady
A duchess |
Margin
Mummy's favourite tonic |
Melancholy
A dogs that likes melons |
Mental
Cruelty
Double maths on Friday afternoon |
Mermaid
A creature that's half a girl and
half a sardine |
Meter
A butcher with a car |
Metronome
Musical elf driving a mini |
Microwave
Very small cooker |
Milk
Chocolate
Something that no-one can do |
Milk
Shake
What you get from nervous cows |
Mince
White sweet with a hole in the middle
and a peppermint flavour |
Minimum
Minidad's wife |
Misfired
A secretary who has been given the
sack |
Misprint
Copy someone else's homework incorrectly |
Mistletoe
Astronaut's athelete's foot |
Mittens
What you get when a cat swallows
a ball of wool |
Moment
of Truth
Exam results |
Money
The Royal Mint makes it first and
you try to make it last |
Monologue
An unmarried piece of wood |
Mortar
Board
What teachers who used to be bricklayers
wear |
Mosquito
A flying hypodermic needle |
Motel
William Tell's sister |
Mothball
What moths play football with |
Mountain
Climber
A man who always wants to take one
more peak |
Mountain
Range
A cooker made specially for use
at high altitudes |
Mountebank
The place where the Canadian police
keep their money |
Multiplication
Table
The longest table in the world |
Multipli
Storey
Very tall library |
Mummy
An Egyptian pressed for time |
Mushroom
The place where they cook school
dinners |
Mustard
The only thing that stays hot in
the fridge |
