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Dab Hand
Someone who is very good at finger painting
Dachshund
Half a dog high by a dog and a half long
Daft
Covered in daffodils
Dandruff
Mrs Druff's husband
Dark Ages
A time when there were lots of knights
Deadline
Fence around a graveyard
Deception
The door that leads out of reception
Deck Chair
Chair made from beach
Defence
Something that runs around the garden
Denial
Where cleopatra lived
Dentist
Someone who always looks down in the mouth
Depend
The end of the swimming pool with most water
Depth
Height turned upside down
Dessert Spoon
Spoon for eating sand
Diagnosis
What you get from a welsh doctor
Diagram
A record player that's broken
Diatribe
An extinct race
Diplomat
One who thinks twice before saying nothing
Disband
Break up a pop group
Disconcerted
Thrown out of a concert
Disconsolate
A record being played after midnight
Dispense
Give out pocket money
Dissent
Say you don't like someone's perfume
Dogmatic
Robot dog
Doldrums
Percussion instruments played by girls
Drawing Room
Where a dentist works
Drill Sergeant
An army dentist
Dulcet
A boring tennis match
Dungarees
Trousers worn for shifting manure
Duration
An oration that never stops
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