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When
is a clock nervous?
When it is all wound up. |
When
is an army totally destroyed?
When it is in quarters. |
When
things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers. |
Where
is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In a brief case. |
Which
is better: "The house burned down" or "The house
burned up?"
Neither. They are both bad. |
Who
were the the first gamblers?
Adam and Eve. They had a paradise (pair of dice). |
Why
are farmers cruel?
Because they pull corn by the ears. |
Why
can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers. |
Why
couldn't the clock be kept in jail?
Because time was always running out. |
Why
did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up. |
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