is a clock nervous?|
When it is all wound up.
is an army totally destroyed?|
When it is in quarters.
things go wrong, what can you always count on?|
is the best place to hide a lawyer?|
In a brief case.
is better: "The house burned down" or "The house
Neither. They are both bad.
were the the first gamblers?|
Adam and Eve. They had a paradise (pair of dice).
are farmers cruel?|
Because they pull corn by the ears.
can't you keep secrets in a bank?|
Because of all the tellers.
couldn't the clock be kept in jail?|
Because time was always running out.
did the chicken run away from home?|
Because she was tired of being cooped up.