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A police
officer had a brother, but the brother had no brother. How could
this be?
The police officer was a woman. |
A policeman
saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street,
but didn't give him a ticket. Why not?
The truck driver was walking. |
Can
you spell jealousy with two letters?
NV (envy). |
Did
you hear about the hold-up in the yard?
Two clothespins held up a pair of pants. |
For
how long a period of time did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel (able). |
How
can you avoid falling hair?
Get out of the way. |
How
can you come face-to-face with a hungry, angry lion, dare him
to fight, and still be unafraid?
Walk calmly to the next cage. |
How
can you jump off a 50-foot ladder without getting hurt?
Jump off the bottom rung. |
How
can you tell when a mummy is angry?
When he flips his lid. |
How
did the chimpanzee escape from his cage?
He used a monkey wrench. |
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