Trouble riddles and fun crime puzzles

Trouble Riddles

What should a girl wear when she wants to end a fight?
Makeup.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
F.B.I.

What was the most dangerous time for knights?
Nightfall (knight fall).

What weapon is most feared by knights?
A can opener.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
A fire engine.

When did the criminal get smart?
When the judge threw the book at him.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?
When they lose their haunting (hunting) licenses.

When do public speakers steal lumber?
When they take the floor.

Trouble Riddles

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