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Why is the ocean angry?
Because it has been crossed so many times.
Why is your heart like a policeman?
Because it follows a regular beat.
Why should a clock never be put upstairs?
It might run down and strike one.
Why shouldn't you grab a tiger by his tail?
It may only be his tail, but it could be your end.
Why was the dirty kid arrested?
For grime (crime).
Why was the insect kicked out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.
Why was the lady's hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it.
Why was the lobster arrested?
Because he was always pinching things.
Why was the musician arrested?
He got into treble (trouble).
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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