| Trouble
Riddles | | |
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Why
is the ocean angry?
Because it has been crossed so many times. |
Why
is your heart like a policeman?
Because it follows a regular beat. |
Why
should a clock never be put upstairs?
It might run down and strike one. |
Why
shouldn't you grab a tiger by his tail?
It may only be his tail, but it could be your end. |
Why
was the dirty kid arrested?
For grime (crime). |
Why
was the insect kicked out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug. |
Why
was the lady's hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it. |
Why
was the lobster arrested?
Because he was always pinching things. |
Why
was the musician arrested?
He got into treble (trouble). |
Why
was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents). |
| Trouble
Riddles | | |
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