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What
happened when the chimney got angry?
It blew its stack. |
What
happened when the man sat on a pin?
Nothing. It was a safety pin. |
What
happens if an axe falls on your car?
You have an ax-i-dent (accident). |
What
Indian goes to court?
A Sioux (sue) Indian. |
What
is a frozen policeman?
A copsicle. |
What
is a hangman's favourite reading material?
A noosepaper (newspaper). |
What
is a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. |
What
is a skunk's best defence against enemies?
Instinct. |
What
is a torpedo?
A seashell (sea shell). |
What
is a very hair-raising experience?
Visiting a rabbit farm. |
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