Strange, unusual, weird people riddles

Strange People Riddles

Why did the shoemaker's son try to put boots on the flies ?
Because his father told him to shoo (shoe) them.

Why did the timid soul always take cold baths?
Because he didn't want to get into hot water.

Why did the writer put his fingers in the alphabet soup?
He was trying to find the right words.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?
Because he was a bat-chelor (bachelor).

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in the strawberry patch.

Why do elephants wear green nail polish?
So they can hide in the pea patch.

Why do witches ride brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too hard to fly.

Why do you get a charge out of reading the newspaper?
Because it is full of current events.

Why does an Indian wear feathers?
To keep his wigwam (wig warm).

Why does Batman brush his teeth at least three times a day?
To prevent bat (bad) breath.

Why does William live on a mountain?
Because he is a hillbilly.

Why was the puppy fat?
Because he always had a second yelping (helping).

Strange People Riddles

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