Strange, unusual, weird people riddles

Strange People Riddles

Why did King Kong play with the flying saucer?
He thought it was a frisbee.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?
He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the baby goose think the car was its mother?
Because the car honked.

Why did the banker keep looking up at the sky?
To see if there was any change in the weather.

Why did the boy run down the block with a clock in his pocket?
He wanted to keep up with the times.

Why did the butcher put bells on his scale?
Because he wanted the bells to jingle all the way (weigh).

Why did the dog run around in circles?
Because he was a watchdog and wanted to wind himself up.

Why did the elephant swallow a camphor ball?
To keep moths out of his trunk.

Why did the fan bring a rope to the ball game?
So he could tie up the score.

Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
He wanted rich milk.

Strange People Riddles

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