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Why did the girl aim a cannon at the peas? Because her mother told her to shell them.

Why did the girl keep running around her bed? She wanted to catch up on her sleep.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? So that she could sleep like a log.

Why did the girl wear loud socks? She didn't want her feet to fall asleep.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.

Why did the hippie only draw circles? Because he didn't like squares.

Why did the hippie paint the landscape? Because he wanted to make the scene.

Why did the kid roll rocks down the hill? He wanted to see the Rolling Stones.

Why did the lady jump in the ocean? To get a wave in her hair.

Why did the mad chef watch the lazy cow? He liked to see the meat loaf.

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