Strange, unusual, weird people riddles

Strange People Riddles

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a young goat?
A stuck-up kid.

What does a two-hundred-pound mouse say?
"Here, Kitty, Kitty."

What does an umpire do before he eats?
He brushes off his plate.

What famous Greek might have invented baseball?
Homer.

What general had a shocking personality?
General Electric.

What gives milk and says, "Oom, oom?"
A cow walking backwards.

What happened to Ray when he jumped off the Empire State Building?
He is now called X-ray.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.

What is a baseball dog?
A dog that wears a muzzle, catches flies, chases fowls, and beats it for home when he sees the catcher.

What is a clumsy Santa Claus?
A Santa Klutz.

Strange People Riddles

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