Strange, unusual, weird people riddles

Strange People Riddles

Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names?
Hot and Cold.

Do zombies like being dead?
Of corpse! (Of course!)

How would you describe the expression on a zombie's face?
Deadpan.

If a girl ate her mother and father, what would that make her?
An orphan.

If you cross a pig and a young goat, what do you get?
A dirty kid.

What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off his tail when eating or drinking.

What branch of the army do babies join?
The infantry.

What did one bird say to another as he saw a jet fly by?
"I bet I could fly that fast if my tail were on fire. "

What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
A nightgown (knight gown).

What did the 2,000-year-old boy say when he was dug up?
"I want my mummy!"

Strange People Riddles

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