Strange, unusual, weird people riddles

Strange People Riddles

What did the boots say to the cowboy?
"You ride, I'll go on foot."

What did the chick say when the hen sat on an orange?
"Look at the orange marmalade (mamma laid)."

What did the invisible kid want to be when he grew up?
A hippie, because then he would really be out of sight.

What did the invisible salesman say?
"What you don't see is what you don't get."

What did the kid say when the dentist asked him what kind of filling he wanted?
"Chocolate. "

What did the man say when he found that he was growing bald?
"Hair today and gone tomorrow!"

What did the Martian say when he landed in the flower bed?
"Take me to your weeder (leader).-

What did the pig say when the butcher grabbed him by the tail?
"That's the end of me!"

What did the vegetable say when it was wrapped for another day?
"Curses, foiled again!"

What did the woodchopper do when he didn't know the time?
He axed (asked) someone.

Strange People Riddles

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