Strange, unusual, weird people riddles

Strange People Riddles

Why did the man put his pants on backwards?
Because he didn't know whether he was coming or going.

Why did the musician strike the phonograph record with a hammer?
He wanted a hit record.

Why did the nasty kid put ice cubes in his aunt's bed?
Because he wanted to make antifreeze.

Why did the old man put wheels on his rocking chair?
Because he wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the pelican put his leg in his mouth when he ate out?
He wanted to foot the bill.

Why did the pig act up?
Because he was a big ham.

Why did the playboy roll up the carpet?
He wanted to see the whole floor show.

Why did the potato farmer use a steam roller?
Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?
Because he didn't want his hare (hair) to get wet.

Why did the secretary ask for a round envelope?
Because she wanted to mail a circular.

Strange People Riddles

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