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Which burger has four legs, whiskers and a tail? A cat-burger! (burglar)

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

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