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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why does Farrah Fawcett-Majors love hamburgers? Who knows - but we just wanted to mention her name!

Why don't meat patties go to many movies? It's the same old plot - boyger meets grill!

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

Why was the magician able to make 12 meat patties disappear? Because the handburger is quicker than the eye!

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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