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Who is a hamburger's favourite comedian? Milton Broil! (Berle)

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!

Who is the hamburger's favourite singer? 'Hammy' Davis Jnr!

Who is the most important person in a European town? The burger-meister!

Who puts holes in meat patties? Dunkin' Hamburgers!

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

Whom do the meat patties dislike most? The butchers! - they're always chop!

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why are our meaty friends so willing to take whatever comes their way? Burgers can't be choosers!

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