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Seriously, is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? Not if they are lady fingers, which are best eaten with tea or milk!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

What baseball team do the meat patties root for? The New York Meats!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

What can you say about the 6'5" chunk of meat who went into boxing? The burger they are, the harder they fall!

What did the Big Mac say when the Vampire attacked him? You're a pain in the neck!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

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